South Side NudesSunday, September 07, 2003
“Well, well. What has South dished us up this time. In my opinion, a whole lotta nothing when it comes to Madrigals. I must comment upon the injustice of Teresa not making Madrigals.
Thursday, June 19, 2003
“What is going on?!” you’re asking. Well, this all started when Teresa and I were in Chemistry (of all things). We were talking about February’s edition of South Side News. Except…well, instead of “news” Teresa said, “Nudes.” We thought it was quite funny, actually. So I got to thinkin’ in Geometry the next period: “What if I made a spoof on the school paper called “South Side Nudes???” And a nude was born. Later, on the way home, I was talking to Rob in the car. “This paper should be called, ‘South Side Opinion’ because nothing in this is factual. It’s all opinions.”
He’s right. It’s a bunch of people bitching about each other. And it’s primarily…whom? White male athletes. Am I right? Nothing pertains to us thespians. And did they even have anything about Men’s Bowling going to State? Nope! So I say to you: this is for you, you outcasts! Come, my girlfriends! Come my Black, Latino, and Asian friends! Come my thespians! Come my lost-in-the-crowds! Let us rally together and make a paper that counts! Let us strip down to our human nakedness and revel in its beauty! Let’s scream to the world,
“LOOK AT ME! I’M NEKKID!!!!”
Wednesday, June 18, 2003
